11. Nicholas W., Sandy, UT
When is homework not homework?
When it is infinity! Am I right, guys?
When it is turned into the teacher.
That's [sic]. Is the joke really as subtle as a play on "in to"/"into"? Homework is turned in to the teacher... but now it's not homework, because it's been turned into the teacher! I mean, it's either that or "it's not at home anymore since you've turned it in," which is probably even stupider.
12. Tiffany M., Superior, WI
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A new twist on an old classic!
12. To get to the body shop.
This is another one where I wonder if it was really written by a kid. The "body shop"? I guess it's believable that a kid would have heard this phrase, but doesn't this really only work as a joke if you're aware of what a body shop actually is? Otherwise you could really put anything in here ("the skin store!") and it would make about as much sense, although I suppose eliciting that twinge of recognition is the point.
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