Saturday, November 12, 2011

Wrapper 10: Heard it

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Katherine N.

Because they would terrify the living shit out of people and wouldn't get any candy?

They don't have any body to go out with.

Gee, that sounds familiar. Jon H. from Cocoa, FL, you just got your shit jacked! I think Laffy Taffy could definitely keep this one going, though. Let's try to think of some other places that skeletons would totally go if only they had "some body" to go with. Here are a few suggestions to get you started:

Pharmacy
Baseball game
Wig store
Park
Olive Garden
Massage parlor

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