79. Shara L., Anadarko, OK
What kind of key doesn't open a lock?
The answer is definitely going to be "turkey" or something like that.
79. A monkey.
Although most monkeys probably can open locks, meaning that even by the incredibly low standards of this joke, it's a pretty stupid punchline. I would have gone turkey, or at least donkey.
80. Terri T., St. Charles, MO
Why do some people never go bald?
Genetics! Wa ha ha.
80. They have a re-seeding hairline.
Eesh. That is a bad pun. And really kind of dumb since the answer is the opposite of the homophone "receding." I guess you have to give Laffy Taffy some credit here for rolling with a homophone pun that really only works in print.
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