137. Nicholaus L., Sacramento, CA
What is a cat's favorite color?
Hopefully not something they like just because the word "cat" appears in its name!
137. Purr-ple.
Could be worse. This is at least sort of in the tradition of those old jokes about the guy claiming his dog can talk, then only asking the dog questions that can be answered with approximations of typical dog sounds.
138. Sara H., Lansdale, PA
What is a bunny's motto?
Motto? Are we going to get a Latin-based punchline here?
138. Don't frown, be hoppy.
Don't frown? Don't FROWN? Are you kidding me? Don't WORRY, be hoppy! What, were you guys afraid of getting sued by Bobby McFerrin? If so, you should have just dropped the joke altogether, rather than going with this ersatz garbage. Although maybe this is how Sara H. sent the joke in, which would be even worse because if you take away the idea of it being a "Don't worry, be happy" reference, how the hell is this a joke?
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