17. Whitney P., Champaign, IL
What is an owl's favorite subject?
No doubt some lousy owl-related pun is coming.
17. Owlgebra.
That's right! Owls like anything with the word owl in the name. Even when it's not actually in the name.
18. Connie G., Kent, WA
In what month do people talk the least?
We're either getting some awful pun, or the answer is February.
18. February - because it's the shortest month in the year!
Oh, thanks for that clarification. I hate this one because it thinks it's super smart and totally fooling you. "Oh, you were expecting some joke? Nope! It was actually the world's most easily solved riddle!" Also, talk the least? Now I'm trying to think of an even remotely plausible alternate pun answer that would justify the attempted misdirection, because unless there is one, why go with "talk the least" as opposed to virtually anything else? Nov-mum-ber? I'm drawing a blank. In other words, this is stupid.
More banana. I'm sick of banana and I'm not even eating them.
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