19. Jesus V., Laredo, TX
What did Delaware?
This is an abbreviated version of a much longer old joke, which runs something like this: "If Mississippi borrowed Missouri's New Jersey, what did Delaware?" The punchline is in the title of this post: "Idaho, Alaska." Anyway, the punchline here surely involves New Jersey, since "Idaho, Alaska" only really works with the full context.
19. She wore a brand New Jersey!
Yawn. Relatively inoffensive, I suppose, although "What did Delaware?" is really just far too shortened a setup for this joke, in my estimation.
20. Shyanne B., Fargo, ND
What do pigs give on Valentines Day?
That is some kind of unfortunate name.
20. Valenswines!
That is some kind of unfortunate punchline. I don't know if there's a better one to be had (c-hog-lates?), but oof. Although at least it correctly switches from "pig" to the synonym "swine" unlike crap like the buttered noodles joke.
Another banana. Really tired of banana.
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