Thursday, November 24, 2011

Wrapper 26: Rackets and teeth

39. Nathan M., Salt Lake City, UT

What did the judge say to the racket?


"Why am I talking to an inanimate object?"

39. We will send you to court.

You know, a judge usually isn't going to tell someone that they're going to court - if a judge is talking to you, you're probably already in court. So the extremely stilted phrasing of this punchline doesn't really make sense. Other than that, awesome work.

40. Greg S., Stone Mountain, GA

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?


I don't even want to touch the idea of someone from Georgia needing to worry about buying teeth.

40. Buck teeth.

So we go from "teeth" and "dollar" to "teeth" and "buck." Pretty terrible. Just generally lazy. It doesn't even have a realistic setup. Stupid all the way.

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