37. Jamal J., Birmingham, AL
Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Surely something to do with his trunk?
37. Because he couldn't lift his trunk.
In spite of its predictability, this joke actually seems somewhat clever - because the connection works on two levels. The elephant decided not to move (living spaces) because he couldn't lift his trunk (suitcase). But also, if an elephant can't lift his actual trunk, he's probably not going to be doing any moving, just physically. Mind you, neither of these is funny. But it's something.
38. Megan D., Des Moines, IA
How do sheep get clean?
How?
38. They take a baa-aa-aa-th.
I don't even have anything to say about this one.
Hey, this was a strawberry wrapper! Finally we break from banana for a few.
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